{"product_id":"tennis-beer-funny-tennis-sayings-shirt-mens-tee","title":"Tennis Beer — Men's Tennis Performance Tee","description":"\u003c!-- CS-SELL --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:17px;line-height:1.55;margin:0 0 6px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou love tennis. You love beer. This retro blue can settles, once and for all, which one comes first.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px;color:#444;font-size:15px;\"\u003eFor the 3.5 who has never once gone straight home after a match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 6px;padding-left:18px;line-height:1.65;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eTennis Beer\u003c\/strong\u003e retro blue-can graphic — a beer label that does not exist, for a tennis habit that very much does\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eReads as a joke from across the court and as a normal shirt from the parking lot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003eMoisture-wicking performance polyester that stays light through three sets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-bottom:6px;\"\u003ePrints hold through the wash — this is a shirt you play in, not one you save\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin:22px 0 8px;font-size:17px;\"\u003eFit \u0026amp; fabric\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-size:14px;line-height:1.65;\"\u003eCut roomy, not athletic, and true to size. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit. \u003cstrong\u003eWant it closer to the body? Size down one.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0;font-size:14px;line-height:1.65;\"\u003e100% moisture-wicking polyester, 4 oz\/yd² lightweight performance knit with UPF44+ UV protection. Sweat moves to the surface and evaporates instead of soaking in, so the shirt stays light in a third set. Odor resistant, stain releasing, fade and snag resistant, with reinforced shoulder seams.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin:22px 0 8px;font-size:17px;\"\u003eSize chart — A4 N3142 performance tee (S-4XL)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 8px;font-size:14px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eCut roomy, not athletic, and true to size. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit. \u003cstrong\u003eWant it closer to the body? 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Measurements come from the manufacturer and can vary by up to 0.5″ on a made-to-order garment. 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If it arrives \u003cstrong\u003edefective or damaged\u003c\/strong\u003e, tell us within \u003cstrong\u003e7 days\u003c\/strong\u003e of delivery and we will put it right.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSecure checkout\u003c\/strong\u003e through Shopify Payments — card details never touch our servers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin:22px 0 8px;font-size:17px;\"\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul style=\"margin:0;padding-left:18px;line-height:1.7;font-size:14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low, or hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo bleach, no dry cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 0;font-size:13px;color:#555;\"\u003eInside out is the whole trick. Do that and the print outlives the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"margin:22px 0 8px;font-size:17px;\"\u003eQuestions people actually ask\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"cs-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding:10px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;font-size:14px;\"\u003eWhat size should I order?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 2px;font-size:14px;line-height:1.65;color:#333;\"\u003eTrue to size, but it is cut roomy rather than athletic. Take your normal size for a relaxed fit; \u003cstrong\u003esize down one\u003c\/strong\u003e if you want it closer to the body. Measure a shirt you already like and match it to the chart above — that beats guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding:10px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;font-size:14px;\"\u003eCan I return it if the size is wrong?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 2px;font-size:14px;line-height:1.65;color:#333;\"\u003eNot for a change of mind — every item is printed to order, so there is no stock to return it to. That is exactly why the full measurement chart is on this page instead of buried in a policy page. 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The graphic is printed into the garment rather than sitting on top of it as a heat-pressed patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding:10px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;font-size:14px;\"\u003eIs this a real beer brand?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 2px;font-size:14px;line-height:1.65;color:#333;\"\u003eNo — every label in the Beer Can Series is invented. No brewery, no licensing, no lawyers. The joke only works because it looks real from ten feet away and falls apart the moment you read it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e5e5e5;padding:10px 0;\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;font-size:14px;\"\u003eDoes it work as a gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:8px 0 2px;font-size:14px;line-height:1.65;color:#333;\"\u003eIt is most of what we sell. It arrives in plain packaging with no pricing, and the joke does the explaining for you — but order roughly two weeks out, since it is printed after you buy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:18px 0 0;font-size:13px;color:#555;\"\u003eDesigned in Austin, Texas by a competitive USTA league player, and printed on demand to reduce waste. 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