4.0 Tennis Shirts

At 4.0 the shot selection stops being an accident. You have a pattern you go to on the deuce court, a reason for the grip you use, and a fairly complete theory of why last Tuesday went the way it did. Some of that theory is correct. These are shirts for players who picked a style deliberately and are willing to lose with it: the one who still comes in behind the serve, the one who has restrung mid-season because the humidity changed, the one who can name the mechanical reason. The humour here is inside baseball, which is the point. If it needs explaining, it is not for this level.