The Pusher
One more ball. That is the entire strategy and it is undefeated. Opponents do not really lose to you, they lose slowly to themselves while you watch politely from the baseline. Zero unforced errors and zero highlights. Somewhere out there is a 4.0 with a beautiful one-handed backhand still thinking about the third set he handed you. You call the moon ball a high-percentage play because it is one. These shirts are for the least glamorous and most effective identity in league tennis, and they do not apologise for it either. Nobody has ever enjoyed playing you. Everybody has enjoyed having you on the team.
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One more ball. That is the entire strategy and it is undefeated. Opponents do not really lose to you, they lose slowly to themselves while you watch politely from the baseline. Zero unforced errors and zero highlights. Somewhere out there is a 4.0 with a beautiful one-handed backhand still thinking about the third set he handed you. You call the moon ball a high-percentage play because it is one. These shirts are for the least glamorous and most effective identity in league tennis, and they do not apologise for it either. Nobody has ever enjoyed playing you. Everybody has enjoyed having you on the team.