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The Sandbagger

You are not cheating. You are simply very comfortable where you are. Every season somebody on the other team says there is no way that guy is a 3.5, loudly enough for you to hear it, and every season you make the same face: mild surprise, faint hurt, total serenity. You warm up at sixty per cent and play the first game at a hundred. You have been bumped up once and appealed down twice. This is the rack for that, and it is meant affectionately, because every team wants one and no team admits it. Wear it to the match and let them work it out for themselves.

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You are not cheating. You are simply very comfortable where you are. Every season somebody on the other team says there is no way that guy is a 3.5, loudly enough for you to hear it, and every season you make the same face: mild surprise, faint hurt, total serenity. You warm up at sixty per cent and play the first game at a hundred. You have been bumped up once and appealed down twice. This is the rack for that, and it is meant affectionately, because every team wants one and no team admits it. Wear it to the match and let them work it out for themselves.