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Tennis Beer Tank Tops

Hot-weather tennis and a cold-beer joke belong on the same garment, which is what this page is. The artwork is the lager-label half of the range — invented breweries, drawn wordmarks, league humour about the grip you never changed and the rating you never lost. Soft combed cotton with a wide armhole and a straight hem so it moves on the serve rather than riding up on it. The can format carries at distance, which is worth something on a court where the nearest reader is on the other baseline. Sized S through 2XL and printed to order. Nothing here copies a real label, and none of the breweries have ever brewed anything.

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Hot-weather tennis and a cold-beer joke belong on the same garment, which is what this page is. The artwork is the lager-label half of the range — invented breweries, drawn wordmarks, league humour about the grip you never changed and the rating you never lost. Soft combed cotton with a wide armhole and a straight hem so it moves on the serve rather than riding up on it. The can format carries at distance, which is worth something on a court where the nearest reader is on the other baseline. Sized S through 2XL and printed to order. Nothing here copies a real label, and none of the breweries have ever brewed anything.