The Technician

Your bag weighs more than your doubles partner's. You have a spreadsheet. You have restrung mid-season because the humidity changed and you were right to. You use the phrase launch angle unironically and you switched to a continental grip on the forehand as an experiment that is now in its second year. You lost in straight sets last Tuesday and you can name the precise mechanical reason, which is not the same thing as fixing it. These shirts are for players who chose their game deliberately and can show their working. The jokes are technical on purpose. If you have to explain one, it was not for them.