Bumped Up Against My Will — Funny Tennis Hoodie

Getting bumped is supposed to be a compliment. It arrives as an email in December telling you that the level you had finally got comfortable at is no longer available to you, and that everyone you play in March will be taller.

The heavyweight version, for the months when play moves indoors.

The design

Two heavy words stacked over a rule, with the new rating set at roughly double everything else because the number is what ruined the winter. The disclaimer runs underneath in small caps, spaced out like fine print on a notice.

Printed front only, scaled up and placed high so it clears the pocket seam and reads under the hood shadow.

Fit & fabric

8 oz heavy blend fleece, lined hood, front kangaroo pocket. Roomy through the body — size down if you want it close.

Printed to order in the USA — nothing is made until you buy it, so nothing goes to landfill unsold. Production takes 3-5 business days and delivery a further 5-8 days door to door. Shipping is $4.90 flat and free over $50.

Because it is made for you, returns cover manufacturing defects and transit damage reported within 7 days of delivery. Check the measured chest and length before ordering.