Pickleball Tall Boy โ Men's Pickleball Performance Tee
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$26.95 USD
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Pickleball Tall Boy โ Men's Pickleball Performance Tee
$26.95 USD
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Free US shipping on any 2 items.
One tall boy for the winners, one for the sport that quietly took over your entire group chat.
For whoever keeps organising the games and pretending it is no trouble.
- The Pickleball Tall Boy silver-can graphic โ tall-can styling, oversized and unbothered
- The most gift-friendly of the beer can series โ it lands without needing explanation
- Moisture-wicking performance polyester that keeps its shape through a full morning
- Relaxed cut that works as a play shirt and a wear-anywhere shirt
Fit & fabric
Cut roomy, not athletic, and true to size. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit. Want it closer to the body? Size down one.
100% moisture-wicking polyester, 4 oz/ydยฒ lightweight performance knit with UPF44+ UV protection. Sweat moves to the surface and evaporates instead of soaking in, so the shirt stays light in a third set. Odor resistant, stain releasing, fade and snag resistant, with reinforced shoulder seams.
Size chart โ A4 N3142 performance tee (S-4XL)
Cut roomy, not athletic, and true to size. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit. Want it closer to the body? Size down one.
| Size | To fit chest (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-39 | 27.5 | 18.5 |
| M | 39-42 | 28.5 | 19.25 |
| L | 42-45 | 29.5 | 20 |
| XL | 46-49 | 30.5 | 20.75 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 31.5 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 32.5 | 22.25 |
| 4XL | 58-61 | 33.5 | 23 |
Chest is the body measurement the size is built to fit. Measurements come from the manufacturer and can vary by up to 0.5โณ on a made-to-order garment. Full measuring instructions are on the size guide.
Shipping & returns, stated plainly
- Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse โ your shirt is printed after you order it, which is why the graphics stay this sharp and why nothing ever sells out in your size.
- Printing takes 2โ3 business days, then 5โ7 business days to reach you in the US โ about 7โ10 business days door to door.
- Free US shipping on orders over $50. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.
- US shipping only at the moment.
- Returns: because every item is printed for one person, we cannot accept change-of-mind returns or exchanges โ so please use the size chart above, it is there for exactly this reason. If it arrives defective or damaged, tell us within 7 days of delivery and we will put it right.
- Secure checkout through Shopify Payments โ card details never touch our servers.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
Inside out is the whole trick. Do that and the print outlives the shirt.
Questions people actually ask
What size should I order?
True to size, but it is cut roomy rather than athletic. Take your normal size for a relaxed fit; size down one if you want it closer to the body. Measure a shirt you already like and match it to the chart above โ that beats guessing.
Can I return it if the size is wrong?
Not for a change of mind โ every item is printed to order, so there is no stock to return it to. That is exactly why the full measurement chart is on this page instead of buried in a policy page. If it turns up defective or damaged, message us within 7 days and we will sort it.
How long until it actually arrives?
2โ3 business days to print, then 5โ7 business days in transit within the US. Order about two weeks ahead if it is a gift with a date attached.
Will the print crack or peel?
Wash it cold and inside out and it will not. The graphic is printed into the garment rather than sitting on top of it as a heat-pressed patch.
Is this a real beer brand?
No โ every label in the Beer Can Series is invented. No brewery, no licensing, no lawyers. The joke only works because it looks real from ten feet away and falls apart the moment you read it.
Does it work as a gift?
It is most of what we sell. It arrives in plain packaging with no pricing, and the joke does the explaining for you โ but order roughly two weeks out, since it is printed after you buy it.
Designed in Austin, Texas by a competitive USTA league player, and printed on demand to reduce waste. Printed and shipped from the USA.
Not sure on size? Check the size guide โ measurement tables by garment so you order once and get the fit right.
Fit & fabric
Fit: true to size with an athletic cut โ skims the chest, tapers the torso, shoulder seams on the bone for a full service motion. Prefer it relaxed? Go one size up; the fabric drapes cleanly either way.
100% moisture-wicking performance polyester (4.0 oz lightweight knit, UPF-rated): sweat transports to the surface and evaporates instead of soaking in, so the shirt stays light through long sessions. Wash cold inside out, skip fabric softener, hang dry โ it's ready again in an hour. For the full sizing logic, see our Pickleball vs Tennis Apparel guide; pairs naturally with everything in the pickleball collection.
Fit: Relaxed fit โ runs true to size. For a closer fit, size down one.
๐ฆ Ships from the USA ยท ๐ Secure checkout
๐พ Built for competitive players ยท ๐ก๏ธ Damage & defect guarantee
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36โ39 | 27.5 | 18.5 |
| M | 39โ42 | 28.5 | 19.25 |
| L | 42โ45 | 29.5 | 20 |
| XL | 46โ49 | 30.5 | 20.75 |
| 2XL | 50โ53 | 31.5 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 54โ57 | 32.5 | 22.25 |
| 4XL | 58โ61 | 33.5 | 23 |
Chest is your body measurement, not the garment. Relaxed fit โ runs true to size. Measurements may vary up to 2". Supplier: A4 N3142.
Fabric & Features
100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester
4 oz/ydยฒ lightweight performance fabric
โข Soft, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance and stain release โข UPF44+ UV protection โข Fade and snag resistant โข Reinforced shoulder seams โข Relaxed fit โข Printed on demand to reduce waste
Designed in the USA. Printed on demand to reduce waste.
Shipping & Returns
๐พ Free US shipping on any 2 items
Production: 2-3 business days (custom printed for you)
US Delivery: 7-10 business days total
Tracking included with every order. Damaged or defective items replaced free โ just contact us within 7 days of delivery.