Tennis Beer — Funny Tennis Sayings Tank Top
The tank, cut for July on hard courts with no shade in sight. The most literal shirt in the range, and deliberately so. Two words, one order of operations, no explanation offered. It exists for the Tuesday-night league player who considers the second half non-optional.
The Details
Stacked block lettering — TENNIS over BEER — with a hairline rule between the words and a small ball-and-bubble mark beneath. Single front placement, centred high on the chest. Printed front only, reduced to the essentials of the artwork so it holds on the narrower panel.
Fit & Fabric
Unisex tank with a wider armhole and a raw-edge neckline, 4.2 oz cotton. Cut narrower than the tee through the chest. The artwork is reduced to its essentials so it holds up on the narrower panel.
Made to order and printed when you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free US shipping over $50.
Fit:
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🎾 Built for competitive players · 🛡️ Damage & defect guarantee
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Fabric & Features
Designed in the USA. Printed on demand to reduce waste.
Shipping & Returns
🎾 Free US shipping on any 2 items
Production: 2-3 business days (custom printed for you)
US Delivery: 7-10 business days total
Tracking included with every order. Damaged or defective items replaced free — just contact us within 7 days of delivery.





