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Tennis Ultra Light (Served Cold) — Funny Tennis Beer Tank Top
$29.95 USD
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Free US shipping on orders $50+.
Fit: Unisex tank with a wider armhole and a raw-edge neckline, 4.2 oz cotton. Cut narrower than the tee through the chest. The artwork is reduced to its essentials so it holds up on the narrower panel.
Size guide — check before you pick
| Size | Chest (body, in) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 38–41 | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 42–45 | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 | 26 ¼ |
Chest is your body measurement, measured around the fullest part. length, width are the garment laid flat. Measurements may vary up to 2". Blank: Bella + Canvas 3480.
Every piece is printed for you after you order, so we cannot take back a size that simply was not the one you wanted. If you are between sizes, ask us before you order and we will help.
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Printed in the USA, made to order — ships in 3–5 business days, 8–12 business days door to door with tracking
Print flaw, defect or wrong item? Tell us within 7 days and we replace it free
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The tank, cut for July on hard courts with no shade in sight. The shirt for the player whose doubles partner keeps a cooler in the car. It borrows the visual language of a light-beer can and puts it where a racquet logo usually goes — a joke that reads across the net before anyone has to explain it.
The Details
A tall silver-and-blue can rendered in flat mid-century print, the wordmark replaced with TENNIS ULTRA LIGHT and a thin banner reading SERVED COLD. Printed left-chest-to-centre on the front, single placement, no back print. Printed front only, reduced to the essentials of the artwork so it holds on the narrower panel.
Fit & Fabric
Unisex tank with a wider armhole and a raw-edge neckline, 4.2 oz cotton. Cut narrower than the tee through the chest. The artwork is reduced to its essentials so it holds up on the narrower panel.
Made to order and printed when you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free US shipping over $50.
Not sure on size? Check the size guide — measurement tables by garment so you order once and get the fit right.
Sizing runs by garment — see the size guide and our fit guide before you order. More of the range in best sellers.
Fit & fabric
Fit: true to size with an athletic armhole cut for a full, unrestricted service motion — the shoulders stay clear so nothing drags at the top of the swing. Size up one for a looser, airier drape.
Lightweight moisture-wicking performance knit built for maximum airflow: sweat moves to the surface and evaporates between points instead of soaking in, which is exactly what you want in summer heat. Cold wash, skip fabric softener, hang dry. For the full sizing logic, see our hot-weather fabric guide; pairs naturally with everything in the tennis tank tops collection.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (body, in) | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–37 | 27 | 18 ¼ |
| M | 38–41 | 28 | 20 ¼ |
| L | 42–45 | 29 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 | 26 ¼ |
Chest is your body measurement, measured around the fullest part. length, width are the garment laid flat. Measurements may vary up to 2". Blank: Bella + Canvas 3480.
Fabric & Features
Unisex tank with a wider armhole and a raw-edge neckline, 4.2 oz cotton. Cut narrower than the tee through the chest. The artwork is reduced to its essentials so it holds up on the narrower panel.
Designed in the USA. Printed on demand to reduce waste.
Shipping & Returns
Free US shipping on orders $50+ — $4.90 flat rate under that, calculated on your cart subtotal before tax.
Production: 3–5 business days — each piece is printed for you after you order.
US delivery: 8–12 business days door to door, tracking included.
Ordering for a specific match, tournament or team night? Give yourself about three weeks and you are comfortably covered.
Returns: because every piece is printed to order we cannot take back an item that simply was not the size you wanted — check the size guide above before ordering, and ask us if you are between sizes. If it arrives with a print flaw, a defect, or it is the wrong item, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it or refund it.
Who makes this
Court Sportswear is run by one person in Austin, Texas — a competitive USTA league player who also sits on the board of the Capital Area Tennis Association. The designs come from what actually gets said on a league court.
Printing and fulfilment are handled in the United States by Printful. Your piece is printed after you order it, which is why the size range is wide and why nothing is sitting in a warehouse.
Payment runs on Shopify's own checkout; card details go to Shopify and never to us.
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