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The Sub Request — Funny Tennis Unisex Tee
$25.95 USD
Taxes included.
Free US shipping on orders $50+.
Size guide — check before you pick
Lay a shirt you already own and like flat, measure straight across the chest a couple of inches below the armhole, and double it. That is the chest measurement to match. Full charts for every garment we print are on the size guide.
Every piece is printed for you after you order, so we cannot take back a size that simply was not the one you wanted. If you are between sizes, ask us before you order and we will help.
15% off tees on orders $59+ — mix any tees, the discount applies in cart. Free US shipping from $50.
Secure checkout by Shopify · printed and shipped from the USA · free US shipping from $50
Free US shipping over $50 · $4.90 flat under that
Printed in the USA, made to order — ships in 3–5 business days, 8–12 business days door to door with tracking
Print flaw, defect or wrong item? Tell us within 7 days and we replace it free
The sub request starts as a courtesy note and ends, four messages later, as an open invitation to anyone who owns a racquet. Standards fall by the hour.
The tee — the weight this design was drawn for.
The design
Four ruled lines that get progressively less selective, ending on a single word doing all the work. Set plainly, like something actually typed at speed.
Printed front only, centred just below the collarbone at full scale.
Fit & fabric
Unisex staple fit on combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, straight body and a set-in collar that keeps its shape. True to size.
Printed to order in the USA — nothing is made until you buy it, so nothing goes to landfill unsold. Production takes 3-5 business days and delivery a further 5-7 business days door to door. Shipping is $4.90 flat and free over $50.
Because it is made for you, returns cover manufacturing defects and transit damage reported within 7 days of delivery. Check the measured chest and length before ordering.
Not sure on size? Check the size guide — measurement tables by garment so you order once and get the fit right.
Care & sizing
Fit: true to size with an athletic cut — skims the chest, tapers the torso, shoulder seams on the bone for a full service motion. Prefer it relaxed? Go one size up; the fabric drapes cleanly either way.
Wash cold inside out, skip fabric softener, hang dry — it's ready again in an hour. For the full sizing logic, see our fit guide; pairs naturally with everything in the best sellers.
Shipping & Returns
Free US shipping on orders $50+ — $4.90 flat rate under that, calculated on your cart subtotal before tax.
Production: 3–5 business days — each piece is printed for you after you order.
US delivery: 8–12 business days door to door, tracking included.
Ordering for a specific match, tournament or team night? Give yourself about three weeks and you are comfortably covered.
Returns: because every piece is printed to order we cannot take back an item that simply was not the size you wanted — check the size guide above before ordering, and ask us if you are between sizes. If it arrives with a print flaw, a defect, or it is the wrong item, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it or refund it.
Who makes this
Court Sportswear is run by one person in Austin, Texas — a competitive USTA league player who also sits on the board of the Capital Area Tennis Association. The designs come from what actually gets said on a league court.
Printing and fulfilment are handled in the United States by Printful. Your piece is printed after you order it, which is why the size range is wide and why nothing is sitting in a warehouse.
Payment runs on Shopify's own checkout; card details go to Shopify and never to us.
Reviews
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