Two Sports, One Knee — Funny Pickleball Tank Top
Black / S
$29.95 USD
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Two Sports, One Knee — Funny Pickleball Tank Top
$29.95 USD
Taxes included.
Free US shipping on orders $50+.
Playing both means two league nights, two sets of partners and two entirely different apologies for the same shot. It also means the body is now supporting a schedule designed by somebody twenty years younger.
The tank, for the part of the season when sleeves stop being a reasonable idea.
The design
The count set as a boxed badge, with the punchline in the heavier face directly under it so the arithmetic lands before the consequence does. Three spaced clauses beneath, the last one entirely unrepentant.
Printed front only, narrowed slightly so the lockup sits inside the armholes rather than running under them.
Fit & fabric
Unisex tank in 4.2 oz combed cotton with a slightly tapered body and a standard armhole. True to size.
Printed to order in the USA — nothing is made until you buy it, so nothing goes to landfill unsold. Production takes 3-5 business days and delivery a further 5-8 days door to door. Shipping is $4.90 flat and free over $50.
Because it is made for you, returns cover manufacturing defects and transit damage reported within 7 days of delivery. Check the measured chest and length before ordering.
Fit:
Free US shipping over $50 · $4.75 flat under that
Printed in the USA, made to order — ships in 3–5 business days, 5–8 days door to door with tracking
Print flaw, defect or wrong item? Tell us within 7 days and we replace it free
Size Guide
Fabric & Features
Designed in the USA. Printed on demand to reduce waste.
Shipping & Returns
Free US shipping on orders $50+ — $4.75 flat rate under that, calculated on your cart subtotal before tax.
Production: 3–5 business days — each piece is printed for you after you order.
US delivery: 5–8 days door to door, tracking included.
Ordering for a specific match, tournament or team night? Give yourself 10–14 days and you are comfortably covered.
Returns: because every piece is printed to order we cannot take back an item that simply was not the size you wanted — check the size guide above before ordering, and ask us if you are between sizes. If it arrives with a print flaw, a defect, or it is the wrong item, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it or refund it.