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Bumped Up Against My Will — Funny Tennis Hoodie
$44.00 USD
Taxes included.
Free US shipping on orders $50+.
Fit: 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester; 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Size guide — check before you pick
Lay a shirt you already own and like flat, measure straight across the chest a couple of inches below the armhole, and double it. That is the chest measurement to match. Full charts for every garment we print are on the size guide.
Every piece is printed for you after you order, so we cannot take back a size that simply was not the one you wanted. If you are between sizes, ask us before you order and we will help.
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Free US shipping over $50 · $4.90 flat under that
Printed in the USA, made to order — ships in 3–5 business days, 8–12 business days door to door with tracking
Print flaw, defect or wrong item? Tell us within 7 days and we replace it free
Getting bumped is supposed to be a compliment. It arrives as an email in December telling you that the level you had finally got comfortable at is no longer available to you, and that everyone you play in March will be taller.
The heavyweight version, for the months when play moves indoors.
The design
Two heavy words stacked over a rule, with the new rating set at roughly double everything else because the number is what ruined the winter. The disclaimer runs underneath in small caps, spaced out like fine print on a notice.
Printed front only, scaled up and placed high so it clears the pocket seam and reads under the hood shadow.
Fit & fabric
8 oz heavy blend fleece, lined hood, front kangaroo pocket. Roomy through the body — size down if you want it close.
Printed to order in the USA — nothing is made until you buy it, so nothing goes to landfill unsold. Production takes 3-5 business days and delivery a further 5-7 business days door to door. Shipping is $4.90 flat and free over $50.
Because it is made for you, returns cover manufacturing defects and transit damage reported within 7 days of delivery. Check the measured chest and length before ordering.
Not sure on size? Check the size guide — measurement tables by garment so you order once and get the fit right.
Fit & fabric
Fit: true to size with layering room built in — it goes over a match shirt without binding at the shoulders. Size up only for a deliberately relaxed drape.
Mid-weight poly-blend fleece: warm enough for court-side and cool evenings, breathable enough that warm-ups don't become a sauna. Wash cold, hang dry to keep the interior soft. For the full sizing logic, see our match-day bag checklist; pairs naturally with everything in the hoodies & warmups collection.
Specifications
- Fabric. 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Made of. Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling; Double-lined hood with matching drawcord; Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle; 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex; Front pouch
- Blank. Gildan 18500 | Adult Hooded Sweat Heavy Blend
- Made. Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Printed to order, so it is made after you buy it rather than sitting in a warehouse. Sizing runs by garment — the size guide has the measurement tables, and the fit guide covers how a tennis shirt should sit before you order.
More of the range in Tennis Hoodies & Warm-Ups. If you are deciding between designs, the cold-weather hoodie guide covers it.
Fabric & Features
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester; 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling; Double-lined hood with matching drawcord; Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle; 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex; Front pouch pocket; Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Designed in the USA. Printed on demand to reduce waste.
Shipping & Returns
Free US shipping on orders $50+ — $4.90 flat rate under that, calculated on your cart subtotal before tax.
Production: 3–5 business days — each piece is printed for you after you order.
US delivery: 8–12 business days door to door, tracking included.
Ordering for a specific match, tournament or team night? Give yourself about three weeks and you are comfortably covered.
Returns: because every piece is printed to order we cannot take back an item that simply was not the size you wanted — check the size guide above before ordering, and ask us if you are between sizes. If it arrives with a print flaw, a defect, or it is the wrong item, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it or refund it.
Who makes this
Court Sportswear is run by one person in Austin, Texas — a competitive USTA league player who also sits on the board of the Capital Area Tennis Association. The designs come from what actually gets said on a league court.
Printing and fulfilment are handled in the United States by Printful. Your piece is printed after you order it, which is why the size range is wide and why nothing is sitting in a warehouse.
Payment runs on Shopify's own checkout; card details go to Shopify and never to us.
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