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Tennis Beer — Men's Tennis Performance Tee
$26.00 USD
Taxes included.
Free US shipping on orders $50+.
Fit: Relaxed fit — runs true to size. For a closer fit, size down one.
Size guide — check before you pick
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36–39 | 27.5 | 18.5 |
| M | 39–42 | 28.5 | 19.25 |
| L | 42–45 | 29.5 | 20 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30.5 | 20.75 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31.5 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 32.5 | 22.25 |
| 4XL | 58–61 | 33.5 | 23 |
Chest is your body measurement, not the garment. Relaxed fit — runs true to size. Measurements may vary up to 2". Supplier: A4 N3142.
Every piece is printed for you after you order, so we cannot take back a size that simply was not the one you wanted. If you are between sizes, ask us before you order and we will help.
15% off tees on orders $59+ — mix any tees, the discount applies in cart. Free US shipping from $50.
Secure checkout by Shopify · printed and shipped from the USA · free US shipping from $50
Free US shipping over $50 · $4.90 flat under that
Printed in the USA, made to order — ships in 3–5 business days, 8–12 business days door to door with tracking
Print flaw, defect or wrong item? Tell us within 7 days and we replace it free
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Tennis Beer is a vintage-styled tennis t-shirt for men who play tennis, printed to order in the USA. It is 100% moisture-wicking polyester, with a relaxed unisex fit that runs true to size, in sizes S-4XL, and it ships free on US orders $50 and over.
You love tennis. You love beer. This retro blue can settles, once and for all, which one comes first.
For the 3.5 who has never once gone straight home after a match.
- The Tennis Beer retro blue-can graphic — a beer label that does not exist, for a tennis habit that very much does
- Reads as a joke from across the court and as a normal shirt from the parking lot
- Moisture-wicking performance polyester that stays light through three sets
- Prints hold through the wash — this is a shirt you play in, not one you save
Fit & fabric
Cut roomy, not athletic, and true to size. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit. Want it closer to the body? Size down one.
100% moisture-wicking polyester, 4 oz/yd² lightweight performance knit with UPF44+ UV protection. Sweat moves to the surface and evaporates instead of soaking in, so the shirt stays light in a third set. Odor resistant, stain releasing, fade and snag resistant, with reinforced shoulder seams.
Size chart — A4 N3142 performance tee (S-4XL)
Cut roomy, not athletic, and true to size. Order your normal size for a relaxed fit. Want it closer to the body? Size down one.
| Size | To fit chest (in) | Body length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-39 | 27.5 | 18.5 |
| M | 39-42 | 28.5 | 19.25 |
| L | 42-45 | 29.5 | 20 |
| XL | 46-49 | 30.5 | 20.75 |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 31.5 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 54-57 | 32.5 | 22.25 |
| 4XL | 58-61 | 33.5 | 23 |
Chest is the body measurement the size is built to fit. Measurements come from the manufacturer and can vary by up to 0.5″ on a made-to-order garment. Full measuring instructions are on the size guide.
Shipping & returns, stated plainly
- Made to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse — your shirt is printed after you order it, which is why the graphics stay this sharp and why nothing ever sells out in your size.
- Printing takes 3–5 business days, then 5–7 business days to reach you in the US — about 8–12 business days door to door.
- Free US shipping on orders over $50. Below that, shipping is calculated at checkout.
- US shipping only at the moment.
- Returns: because every item is printed for one person, we cannot accept change-of-mind returns or exchanges — so please use the size chart above, it is there for exactly this reason. If it arrives defective or damaged, tell us within 7 days of delivery and we will put it right. Full terms are in our refund policy.
- Secure checkout through Shopify Payments — card details never touch our servers.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low, or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on the print
- No bleach, no dry cleaning
Inside out is the whole trick. Do that and the print outlives the shirt.
Questions people actually ask
What size should I order?
True to size, but it is cut roomy rather than athletic. Take your normal size for a relaxed fit; size down one if you want it closer to the body. Measure a shirt you already like and match it to the chart above — that beats guessing.
Can I return it if the size is wrong?
Not for a change of mind — every item is printed to order, so there is no stock to return it to. That is exactly why the full measurement chart is on this page instead of buried in a policy page. If it turns up defective or damaged, message us within 7 days and we will sort it.
How long until it actually arrives?
3–5 business days to print, then 5–7 business days in transit within the US. Order about two weeks ahead if it is a gift with a date attached.
Will the print crack or peel?
Wash it cold and inside out and it will not. The graphic is printed into the garment rather than sitting on top of it as a heat-pressed patch.
Is this a real beer brand?
No — every label in the Beer Can Series is invented. No brewery, no licensing, no lawyers. The joke only works because it looks real from ten feet away and falls apart the moment you read it.
Does it work as a gift?
It is most of what we sell. It arrives in plain packaging with no pricing, and the joke does the explaining for you — but order roughly two weeks out, since it is printed after you buy it.
Designed in Austin, Texas by a competitive USTA league player, and printed on demand to reduce waste. Printed and shipped from the USA.
Not sure on size? Check the size guide — measurement tables by garment so you order once and get the fit right.
Sizing runs by garment — see the size guide and our fit guide before you order. More of the range in best sellers.
Size Guide
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36–39 | 27.5 | 18.5 |
| M | 39–42 | 28.5 | 19.25 |
| L | 42–45 | 29.5 | 20 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30.5 | 20.75 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31.5 | 21.5 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 32.5 | 22.25 |
| 4XL | 58–61 | 33.5 | 23 |
Chest is your body measurement, not the garment. Relaxed fit — runs true to size. Measurements may vary up to 2". Supplier: A4 N3142.
Fabric & Features
100% Moisture-Wicking Polyester
4 oz/yd² lightweight performance fabric
• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric with odor resistance and stain release
• UPF44+ UV protection
• Fade and snag resistant
• Reinforced shoulder seams
• Relaxed fit
• Printed on demand to reduce waste
Care
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
Designed in Austin, Texas. Printed on demand to reduce waste.
Shipping & Returns
Free US shipping on orders $50+ — $4.90 flat rate under that, calculated on your cart subtotal before tax.
Production: 3–5 business days — each piece is printed for you after you order.
US delivery: 8–12 business days door to door, tracking included.
Ordering for a specific match, tournament or team night? Give yourself about three weeks and you are comfortably covered.
Returns: because every piece is printed to order we cannot take back an item that simply was not the size you wanted — check the size guide above before ordering, and ask us if you are between sizes. If it arrives with a print flaw, a defect, or it is the wrong item, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it or refund it.
Who makes this
Court Sportswear is run by one person in Austin, Texas — a competitive USTA league player who also sits on the board of the Capital Area Tennis Association. The designs come from what actually gets said on a league court.
Printing and fulfilment are handled in the United States by Printful. Your piece is printed after you order it, which is why the size range is wide and why nothing is sitting in a warehouse.
Payment runs on Shopify's own checkout; card details go to Shopify and never to us.
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