The Appeal Is Pending — Funny Tennis Tank Top
Black / S
$29.95 USD
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The Appeal Is Pending — Funny Tennis Tank Top
$29.95 USD
Taxes included.
Free US shipping on orders $50+.
There is a formal process for disputing your rating, and there is a person in every league who has used it. Not once — annually. The paperwork is always in, the outcome is always pending, and the forehand is always suspiciously good.
The tank, for the part of the season when sleeves stop being a reasonable idea.
The design
Formatted like a stamped case file: the words UNDER APPEAL over a boxed rating, with the three-stage status running beneath in spaced small caps. It reads as bureaucracy, which is the entire joke.
Printed front only, narrowed slightly so the lockup sits inside the armholes rather than running under them.
Fit & fabric
Unisex tank in 4.2 oz combed cotton with a slightly tapered body and a standard armhole. True to size.
Printed to order in the USA — nothing is made until you buy it, so nothing goes to landfill unsold. Production takes 3-5 business days and delivery a further 5-8 days door to door. Shipping is $4.90 flat and free over $50.
Because it is made for you, returns cover manufacturing defects and transit damage reported within 7 days of delivery. Check the measured chest and length before ordering.
Fit:
Free US shipping over $50 · $4.75 flat under that
Printed in the USA, made to order — ships in 3–5 business days, 5–8 days door to door with tracking
Print flaw, defect or wrong item? Tell us within 7 days and we replace it free
Size Guide
Fabric & Features
Designed in the USA. Printed on demand to reduce waste.
Shipping & Returns
Free US shipping on orders $50+ — $4.75 flat rate under that, calculated on your cart subtotal before tax.
Production: 3–5 business days — each piece is printed for you after you order.
US delivery: 5–8 days door to door, tracking included.
Ordering for a specific match, tournament or team night? Give yourself 10–14 days and you are comfortably covered.
Returns: because every piece is printed to order we cannot take back an item that simply was not the size you wanted — check the size guide above before ordering, and ask us if you are between sizes. If it arrives with a print flaw, a defect, or it is the wrong item, contact us within 7 days of delivery with your order number and a photo and we will replace it or refund it.