Tennis Beer — Funny Tennis Sayings Hoodie

The heavyweight version, for the months when league play moves indoors. The most literal shirt in the range, and deliberately so. Two words, one order of operations, no explanation offered. It exists for the Tuesday-night league player who considers the second half non-optional.

The Details

Stacked block lettering — TENNIS over BEER — with a hairline rule between the words and a small ball-and-bubble mark beneath. Single front placement, centred high on the chest. Printed front only, scaled up and placed high so it clears the kangaroo-pocket seam and still reads under the hood shadow.

Fit & Fabric

Heavy blend fleece, 8 oz, with a lined hood and a front kangaroo pocket. Roomy through the body — size down if you want it close. Print is scaled up and placed high so it clears the pocket seam and reads under the hood shadow.

Made to order and printed when you buy it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. Free US shipping over $50.